apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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