This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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