had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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