We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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