yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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