Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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