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But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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