Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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