billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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