Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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