This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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