I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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