I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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