she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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