I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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