Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
and you fell through a lawn chair
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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