im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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