Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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