I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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