Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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