Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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