just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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