last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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