How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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