Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
