You were right. It hurts to walk today.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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