I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
