Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
high people should be assigned attendants
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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