sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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