I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
