In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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