i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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