I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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