people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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