my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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