You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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