i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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