her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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