Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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