Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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