I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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