at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Welp...herpes.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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