If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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