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what?
penguin condom
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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