just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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