Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
