Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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