Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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