OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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