There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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