Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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