he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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