I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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