if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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