So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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