i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
