rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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